Warning: this is a little graphic... but I couldn't resist.
This picture (and a bunch more) was attached to an email sent to Paul titled: Why boys need parents. Here is the text of the email... sad to think of how some people figured this stuff out!
Why boys need parents....And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 x 20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.) A six-year old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12.) Super glue is forever.
13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool, you still can't walk on water.
14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
...and a couple more pictures that epitomize my life as the mother of boys!
5 comments:
hahahahahahhahahhahahahha! And that my friend is why I have girls. Thanks for the laugh! <3 Mandy
And you keep telling me that boys are easier?!?!? Granted my daughter got nail polish all over your carpet...but oh no...send the boy back.
Hi Diana! Thanks for finding me! Funny stuff by the way!
How funny!
Wow. I'm surprised that there is so much I didn't know. And I thought I was the expert on the subject.
Here are a few things I have learned for myself:
1. Head wounds bleed A LOT a first, then stop bleeding pretty quick.
2. Head staples are a status symbol amoung males ages 3 - 12.
3. Head staples should only be removed by a professional - A regular staple remover doesn't work!
4. Avoid the staples and a trip to the ER and super glue the hair together above the head wound.
*This is good advice, tried and tested numerous times, by yours truly and my six boys who kindly take turns with the head wounds so we can perfect these techniques.
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